• Down with Pockets (much deeper than now!)
  • Petite Sizes for Short People!
  • Un-Bore Pets!
  • PG Free! (Propylene Glycol Is Not Food / Allergen of the Year 2018!)
  • The Hakko Soldering Station is Purple!
  • Off With Their Lights! (Let us remove the LEDs where they’re not absolutely needed, or at least make them dousable)
  • Keep Our Wood!
  • No More Laminate Landlords!
  • Renter’s Right to Personalize!
  • No More Packing Foam!
  • Test Then Release (new technology should be validated and safety checked BEFORE being released/sold to the wide public, including code, hardware, chemicals, drugs, etc.)
  • Size of N! (give details of scientific studies WHEN the studies are released)
  • News for Using (proportional coverage of events, focus on what locals can do, keep the news reportage on a reader-centered group of people that’s a workable size for the reader to act)
  • It’s Everyone’s Job to Explain
  • Imaginary Teen! (When deciding what/when to put out information, imagine Patri searching for that exact answer tomorrow – Patri is eternally 14 years old, curious, intelligent, and hasn’t made up their mind yet)
  • Ki/Ker/Ken!
  • Unscented Solidarity and Liberation!
  • Theory of Mind Month!
  • Recognize the Source of Your Anger!